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When you're taking a shit, and the shit splashes back up covering your dick in shit.
Buddy: Yo man, ever had a Chocolate Sausage?
You: Yeah man, bad night of taco bell and hot wings and my shit bounced out of the toilet and on my dick.
Where Your Balls Are Above Your Dick This Could Be Anywhere Including Chest And Head
"Ken Has A South Side Sausage I Saw It"
When you pee and you can't quite get all the pee out, so it just drips
"Dude did you piss yourself?"
"No man, it's a dripping sausage"
When you attack or get attacked physically by someone with a sausage.
I gave Henry a Sausage Attack because he gave me sun heated pizza to eat
Another name for a condom that can be used to conceal what you're talking about.
E.g: "Hey Kane, do you have a deli sausage?" "Yeah theres one in my bag"
Waiting sausage, also known as the norwegian "ventepølse", is a sausage eaten while waiting for the main meal. They are most often connsumed by children, or adults who are really hungry.
"The dinner is ready in two hours, let's eat a waiting sausage while the food gets cooked."
"The food is not ready, fortunately we have plenty of waiting sausages!"
Tight pants worn by babies & toddlers that make their legs look like sausages.
Can also apply to adults.
Mother: Look how cute baby Vincent is with his chubby little legs.
Father: Those pants make his legs look like sausages. He's wearing sausage pants!