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A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.
“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”
You're feeling self pity? Oh you mean you're feeling Maja Persson
The Encyclopedia of Self Destructive Behaviors which usually end up screwing you over real bad in life
People sometimes display bad behaviors when they read from the Encyclopedia Self Destructigas and then need help fixing there life either by some form of therapy or rehab
When someone with a penis aims said penis up towards their rectum to wash away any remaining poo.
I was out of toilet paper and had to use the old self bidet
When a girl slouches back to pee on her butthole after taking a shit, effectively rinsing away the poop.
Jenny self-bidetted in the girl’s locker room.
Basicly most likely your most cringe memory
Your younger self:waches paw patrol
You now: *cringes
Having the feeling of someone breaking inside of your house
And you can’t defend yourself because you’re too aware and scared.