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A bunch of dirty hairy tramps with hairy vaginas are a bunch of filthy pedophile pricks that stink of shit and often wear glasses because their knobs.
If you see a short people stomp on him.
The greatest song of all time and the anthem of manletism. The legendary first song of Randy Newman's aptly named and superlative 1977 album Little Criminals. This musical masterpiece catapulted the already illustrious Newman to well-deserved international fame and fortune and cemented his status as an absolute legend of the entertainment industry. Short People has blessed the six-foot tall Randy Newman with a fanatical following of rabid manlet fanboys who delight in the fact that Saint Newman, as they affectionately call him, lives a luxurious lifestyle and will undoubtedly enjoy a kingly retirement ascribable to the magnificent song that has enriched their lowly lives so much.
Did you know that Short People was a smash hit on the radio, reaching its zenith at number two of the Billboard Hot 100 for three consecutive weeks? Imagine being a silly, little manlet boy driving to work with Short People constantly playing on the radio and everybody at work laughing at you. Manlets BTFO. Short people got nobody. Hahahahaha!
A person who quits halfway through a job or a item that breaks down when needed most.
"Billy was such a short wagon today because he quit cleaning his room just when he was almost finished."
"This short wagon of a car broke down just when I needed to get to work !"
Guys that wear colored shorts are complete douch bags. They think they are the shit but in reality they have no friends. Someone who wears colored shorts is completely unathletic and is the meaning of a fuck boy. Probably has a shit ton of gel in his hair and is slicked to the right.
"John's wearing colored shorts today, us he holding or has he came out of the closet?"
is a D ion battery. has very small legs and torso, goes to the the gym to limit his height, doesn't eat enough food and becomes skinny and small. he dances like a small dwarf
the short dwarf was heading to the gym because he want gains on his dickie
If I have to live for my kids then EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE FOR MY KIDS!
Dr. Jeepjorp "You can't do a short term hedonistic gratification because children!"
Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."
Like Hitler only better (with sparkles)
Len: You know that guy down the street?
Eve: Which one?
Len: Blonde hair, blue eyes, short teeth?
Eve: Oh him? He's a proper Aryan