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Forbidden Sleep Technique

The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.

Yesterday I had to use the Forbidden Sleep Technique to finally go to bed.

by AverageWhiteGuy2319 May 26, 2023


Sleep Hydration Silk Pillowcase

Noun: complete scam. When a company sells pillowcases as silk when they're labelled with "100% polyester".

OMFG I just wasted $100 on Sleep Hydration Silk Pillowcases.

by realfacts1109 July 3, 2020


Sleep n Weed

When your tired or asleep and someone's hitting it while you do so and you can smell it.

Example:
"Yo David ? ,you hittin it ? I guess I'm ganna just Sleep n Weed."

by Dizzy8 September 3, 2016


sleeping condiments

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.

Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.

by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017


Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.

When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.

by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020


Sleep texting

when someone messages you despite being asleep

Person 1: "I thought you were asleep"

Person 2: "I am, I'm sleep texting"

by lilthoughtie July 17, 2022


Sleep Bang

When you wake up and bang (coitus) and then go back to sleep.

"I was involved in the sleep bang last night! That is why I can't stay awake at work, boss!"

by MCLovin2011 January 29, 2017