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Did you see Kobe drop 35 last night? He was straight up beasting.
That one guy in the group of gays who’s straight
Guy: Yooo bro wanna come with us to the club
Guy2: Nah it’ll just be y’all hitting on guys
Guy: Token straight friend of the group strikes again
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A rare and fortunate occurrence during busy hours found in car parks. The straight-through Jones is when two (vacant) parking positions line up end to end, allowing the lucky finder to drive straight through from one to other other negating the need to reverse in or out of said parking space.
Person 1: I will never find a parking spot at this rate!
Person 2: Oh look Dad, there's a straight-through Jones!
Very busy. This term is used frequently and vigorously by residents of Maine, as observed by comedian Bob Marley.
"I've been right out straight tryin' to get the driveway cleared since the blizzard hit."
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When a straight girl claims to be extremely supportive of the LGBTQ + community, but only for extremely stereotypical gay men, using phrases like “omg, yasss queen!” and “get it gurlll!”. The second a lesbian or any other member of the LGBTQ+ community is brought up, they become weirdly quiet and mildly skeptical.
When a straight girl displays the stage 3 symptoms of Straight Girl Syndrome
Straight girl: omg, work it gurl! U guys r like, my otp omggg! I’m so supportive of my LGBT brothers and sisterss
Lesbian: hi
Straight girl: ......
Straight girl: guys I think I have a lesbian stalker, she basically said she wants to rape me, and we should call the police
A death wish.
Person 1: Let’s find a cave.
Person 2: Nah bro I’m digging straight down to bedrock.
Person 1: I didn’t know you were suicidal.
A girl who acts and looks like a lesbian but is actually straight.
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