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The fursona of an LA comedian known by his screen name Dick Masterson. He was famous for a segment on Dr. Phil saying men are superior to women. He was also a high school prom king.
Did you know Dick Masterson dressed up as juju the cow for this year's Burning Man Festival?
Cow Flapping
William asked bear if he wants to go cow Flapping
a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
A dog named Cheese, who makes noises like a cow. The breed is a Rotten Hound.
it is when a cow say moo but it cant be a cow so it dies
what did the one cow say to the other cow: moo i am a cow
This is the Female version of “Bull Riding Butt Fuck” in which you climb on top of a woman with a knot around targets nipples, and stick your penis into their Butthole or Vagina.
Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon and Youngcinamon
“Shut up Lacy Stanley or I'm going to Cow Riding Butt Fuck you”
A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.
John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."
Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."