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A poor old bald drunk bastard, in his 30 ' still living with mama. Who can't get it up, it's hard to screw a piece of rope.
Wakes up in his mama's single wide with his hand holding his rope. Mama says son have you tried twisting your rope. Male swamp donkeys do it!!!
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Yummy testicles from the species of the mule or jackass. They have a strong salty sperm like taste. They are usually fried and eaten on a bun or some sort of bread. Best when cooked rare, or when boiled to bring out the natural flavors of the donkey cum.
mmmmm...those sure were some mighty fine boadatious donkey balls you cooked us last night jimmy!
oh waiter! I will have my bodatious donkey balls broiled and on a bun with latex condoms please.
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want to spice up to the common bedroom donkey punch? try this;
- while you're getting your girl from behind and you throw a handful of cinnamon in her eyes, followed by a swift blow to the ribs to make her tighten up. throw some broken glass down on the bed before you get started if you're feelin really dangerous
that trifilin bitch from last nite was havin her period, so i grabbed some mccormick's on the way to the bedroom and gave her the best cinnamon donkey punch of her life.
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A dick that is so big, it dips into the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl!
"Dude I just pinched a loaf in that toilet"
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A slang term for a sausage sandwich with mustard between white bread with or without cheese depending on how poor you are.
Jim Bob made a donkey dick sandwich for lunch.
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When you're engaged in anal sex and prior to ejaculation punch the ass being pounded to a pudding.
"I was so into the anal sex last night I gave her the donkey punch before finishing."
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Also known as Jimmy's favorite word, a donkey ex girlfriend is a reference to someones ex girlfriend that is a total bitch. When you are fighting with them, have one of your friends say, "Tell her shes a donkey ex girlfriend". Additionally, it is Jerry's surname and a fun way to make people angry by use of repetition.
Steven: Becca, tell her she's a donkey ex girlfriend!
Becca: Okay. "YOU'RE SUCH A DONKEY EX GIRLFRIEND"
Jimmy: Stop saying that!
Jerry: I am pink.
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