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A phrase indicating or implying that the person who released these words is better than you at just about everything and that you are about to "get rekt" (another term implying that someone has absolutely raped you at whatever activity you are competing in)
Sorry bro, you can't join my clan, i'm way 2 MLG 4 U.
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Used to insult someone who smells horrible
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-USSW - an Up standing Shower Wank,
Origonated in the Showe cubical and is still today one of mans hardest tasks he faces when in the Shower,
-Stand up in a shower and let rip
<marquee> HEY MUM IAM ON THE NET </marquee>
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A coloquial abbreviation of "As if I care", or "as if you care". Used to express disbeleif at the other's lack of consideration, or to express a lack of consideration of the other's predicament.
"i promise never to do it again"
"zif-i, you can do what you want, i don't care anymore"
"I hope you do well in your exam tomorrow"
"zif-u - you were totally against me going back to college"
"Hey how're you doing mate?"
"zif-u, you're full of shit"
"I've been getting these headaches every time you play your heavy metal music"
"zif-I, you don't think about me when you mow the lawn at 8am!"
or
"zif-U, you greasy haired mother"
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Some guy into the internet and doing drugs decided to overdose while on an internet chat and webcam.
"i told u i was hardcore" were among his last words.
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1.When ur crush texts you and then u get that felling in your stomach
2.when ur boyfriend texts u and says that u just shit your self since ur so scared he will break up with u
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Crush:Hey I have to tell u something .
Me:ok what’s up .
Me inside:holy shit is this really happening .
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Boyfriend:hey I have to tell you something
Me:oh ok what’s up
Me inside :shit is this really fucking happening
The act of committing an illegal U-turn whilst not giving a fuck.
Motorist No.1: Damn, I need to turn around. No U-turns, huh? Fuck it, I'll just pull an I'm better than U-turn.
Motorist No.2: Wow, what an asshole.
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