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The worst possible feeling ever. You're just so sad and sometimes don't wanna live anymore.
- What does depression feel like?
-It feels like drowning, only you see everyone around you breathing
The excuse teenagers use to get attention and to seem “special”.
Teenager 1: You’ve never been this down, are you feeling ok?
Teenager 2: I have depression. Everybody hates me.
Teenager 1: Since when did you have depression? You’re already friends with everyone.
Depression is usually caused by video games and sleeping. This should be cured by screaming at the child until their ears bleed and giving them tons of homework.
If you use emojis often then it usually means you have depression
Not doing anything that you used to like because you find it boring/exhausting. Being bored a lot and sometimes just sad
Guy 1: hey are you coming to the party later tonight?
Guy2: nah I don't want to
Guy1: oh is it your depression again?
Guy2: yeah
Word created by psychiatrists and “mental health” people to push experimental pharmaceutical drugs (“medications”). Often times this is just a misphrased version of the word “Sad” because obviously sadness is a real part of life. Essentially shrinks are just cashing in on confused and misled people (patients).
Psychiatrist: So whats wrong today?
Person: My dog died last week.
Psychiatrist: You’re evidently suffering from Major Depression. Here’s a Zoloft script.
one day i woke
and i drank some coke
i ate some ass
then chewed on grass
I kissed an eagle
then I went on omegle
Angelina is cute
but she is also mute
she is babe
she wants to eat a crepe
I swam in a lake
then ate some cake
a bird fucked
then she ducked
she birthed a pig
who liked to dig
eagle ate some pills
and then she stole some bills
I drowned a girl
then I ate her pearl
i flew to mars
those are bars
a squirrel had aids
hearing aids
A girl called angeling gay
Angelina said no way
angelina ate a mat
then she sat
Angelina flew the sky
then she turned into a spy
THE END
p.s Im sorry I gave you depression
Depression. The part when the author ate some ass made me cry. That was so deep.
something every 12 year old girl in middle school has and will rage if you tell her she doesn’t
12 Year Old Girl: I have depression! I’m so sad!
Person Online: No you don’t.
12 Year Old Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA