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Dick Whistled

A person (commonly a woman) who is overly infatuated with their male spouse leading to the inability to refuse a command or task.

Dude this chick's dick whistled I got her so wrapped around my finger that I'm scared the circulation is getting cut.

by LeoTheLionBme February 2, 2025


Dick Detour

When someone isn’t following the “chicks before dicks” philosophy they’re takin a dick detour.

Thank goodness she finally found her way off that dick detour!

by TacitAura June 23, 2020


Shitting your dick

When something makes you made
When you're mad

“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick

by decomplex December 10, 2022


National dick grab day

National dick grab day Is a day when a girl can come grab your dick whenever they want. So boys be prepared!

Random girl: Aha i just grabbed your dick because its “National dick grab day“.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.

by Ustania April 12, 2019


The headless dick

When you are fucking a girl in a harry potter fantasy and your main bitch walks in and cuts your dick off and slaps you with it across your neck

Got caught cheating at hogwarts so she gave me the headless dick

by SlickWilly—-8 April 14, 2021


Dick Neck

Noun: A word used to describe somebody who has their head removed from their body, a dick growing where there neck should be, and a vagina where the neck was for insertion if host wishes to put their head back.

Being a dick neck is great because of all the self-sex.

by GamerGamer69420666911 October 17, 2019


dick neck

a long neck shaped like a dick

"you seen yaliza??? the one with the dick neck?"

by qsuini September 28, 2021