A person (commonly a woman) who is overly infatuated with their male spouse leading to the inability to refuse a command or task.
Dude this chick's dick whistled I got her so wrapped around my finger that I'm scared the circulation is getting cut.
When someone isn’t following the “chicks before dicks” philosophy they’re takin a dick detour.
Thank goodness she finally found her way off that dick detour!
When something makes you made
When you're mad
“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick”
National dick grab day Is a day when a girl can come grab your dick whenever they want. So boys be prepared!
Random girl: Aha i just grabbed your dick because its “National dick grab day“.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.
When you are fucking a girl in a harry potter fantasy and your main bitch walks in and cuts your dick off and slaps you with it across your neck
Got caught cheating at hogwarts so she gave me the headless dick
Noun: A word used to describe somebody who has their head removed from their body, a dick growing where there neck should be, and a vagina where the neck was for insertion if host wishes to put their head back.
Being a dick neck is great because of all the self-sex.
a long neck shaped like a dick
"you seen yaliza??? the one with the dick neck?"