When something is so good you’d let someone fuck you in the ass to have it
Oh my gosh that carrot cake was definitely a fuck me in the ass pass
It's intrnational grab ass day 30.10/2019
It's international grab ass day
Ass thunder is when you bearly make it to the bathroom, to take a #2. So the lightning is the seat hitting the toilet bowl, the thunder is you releasing your guts.
I had to sprint to the bathroom, the person next to me probably experienced the worst ass-thunder, they have have ever come across.
Bad in a very specific way, it both makes no attempt to be Good, and is Bad in an un-notable or un-iterative manner
"Those are some Oooo ass shoes you got on there"
This is used when a woman has had to much for one night
Wow my Giant-fucking-ass-crack hurts let's continue later
April 18th , boys it’s your chance to get that juicy booty and just slap it and watch it bounce back, or Grab it and squeeze it🤤❤️
Don’t let this day go by boring, make it interesting...
When you meet a dude off Grindr, and remember how good his dick felt inside you, so much that it feels like you time travelled back to when you hooked up with them.
Yo, Alex fucked me so good it's like I Ass Traveled back to the night he was beating my guts up!