Dick flu - when you’ve had so much dick, you sick.
“Hey, where’s Betty?”
“Yo bro, I laid the pipe all night, so she’s sick with the dick flu.”
When you go to nimbus sea and you're a grand navy player.
"Hey Vetex, you got any roblox dick?"
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A situation in which you are forced to cold call hours on end without pay other than commission.
i was cold dicking so hard today.
One who moves dirt for a living, drinks, fight, fucks and does drugs when on the road, usually has an old lady at home with kids.
Look at that Brytan guy he’s such a dirt moving dick! But he’s cute tho “sploosh”
The act of a man dipping his dick in a puddle of his poo, most commonly liquid poo.
Mac is a poop-dick-dipper
"Dick Validator" (Noun):
A whimsical term referring to a man in a humorous context. In this creative concept, the term suggests a man is responsible for affirming or confirming adherence to stereotypical notions of masculinity. It is used in a “Manly” fashion and in a satirical manner to denote the act of granting a figurative seal of approval to actions or traits deemed conventionally "Manly." Dick Validators may also be referred to as the “Manus” (Man-Iss) in some social settings. This term is not associated with any legitimate validation process or formal recognition in reality.
"As Little Johnny reached the age of thirteen, his quirky family decided to celebrate his transition to adolescence with a whimsical ceremony. In a lighthearted gesture, Uncle Bob, adorned with a comically oversized mustache, assumed the role of the 'Dick Validator,' playfully assessing Johnny's ability to tie a tie, throw a punch, and open a stubborn pickle jar. The family laughed as Uncle Bob, in a 'Manly' fashion, bestowed a mockingly serious 'Manus' seal of approval, officially recognizing Johnny's entrance into the realm of stereotypical masculinity."