When you or your mates have dropped acid or any psychedelic drug and start tripping out and have no other words to explain how high you are.
John - "This acid has hit me hard bro, I'm wiggin dicks!"
Tim - "Oh shit yeah bro, i am too"
23rd of January is national suck a dick day.
“It’s national suck a dick day.”
“Damn, cool, i don’t give two shits.”
When your penis becomes scratchy after bustin' a fat ass nut. Typically last between 5-10 minutes.
"Damn Tommy, I just came so hard I got Scratch-Dick Syndrome now."
"That's what happens when you watch hentai, Phil."
When you let your pubic hairs get longer than your flaccid penis
Go shave your pubes before you get Medusa dick
To be really pissed off or to laugh really hard; can be used for all genders
He shit a dick after his best friend kissed his girl.
She shit a dick when her friend made a joke about the teacher.
A way of telling someone to:
a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.
b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.
Person 1: “Eat shit, asshole!”
Person 2: “Why don’t you go shit a dick?!”