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You are an amazing person. Without you no one would be able to breath. You are the life of the party, or the shyest person in the world. All together, people love you. Because you are you. Many are inspired by your awesome ways and wish they could be friends with you somehow. Most people just cannot handle your dick-mazingness and might just burn up into the sun.
I just had a dick-mazing time at Rorys house mom!
A person (commonly a woman) who is overly infatuated with their male spouse leading to the inability to refuse a command or task.
Dude this chick's dick whistled I got her so wrapped around my finger that I'm scared the circulation is getting cut.
One of the most rare syndromes, discovered by the world renowned scientist Cannon Cool. It’s where you shit out of your dick.
Cannon, you have shitter dick syndrome!
Where a penis goes to quench its thirst. An orifice. Mouth, Vagina, anus
Also “Cock Trough”
“Shut your fucking dick trough, Debby”
Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
A penis that exceeds the size of 8.5 inches in length, has a respectable girth, and no deformities. It is the type of penis that haunts the mind of every man, because you know your girl might leave you and get fucked by a huuuuuuuuuge dick. This situation is the essence of all primal fear.
Jack: Yo dude, have you seen Alec? I was trying to talk to him the other night and couldn't get a hold of his dumb ass.
Mick: Dude, didn't you hear? His girlfriend got fucked by a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick.
Jack: Aw man..
Mick: Ye.
A soapy penis; when soap is used instead of lube.
Bob: So how was the one night stand last night?
Paul: It was great. I hit her with the douchey dick while in the shower.