Participant in the "561 Keeper League", that always gets fleeced in trade deals.
Mike makes bad trades. Mike sucks at fantasy football.
Total stud. The type of guy your mom won't stop talking about you marrying and all the other girls are jealous of.
You finally found yourself a Mike Haggerty.
When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.
Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.
Giving your "good friend" a piggy back ride while he enters you from behind. (Anally) ((male only))
"Look how happy J.D. and Mike look. Mike is so nice to give J.D. a Mike Bebek Taxi ride"
Big tin tin quiff wearing stud muffin. Usually seen with an rpg in his back pocket flying shotgun in a heli around rebirth island.
Did you see that? That guy did a Mike le grys.
Big money Mike is a term used is orange county to describe someone who is extremely wealthy. Usually the person can buy whatever he/she wants. Big money Mike's make an excessive amount of money and don't know what to do with it. Someone who makes over 100 k. Also known as a baller.
That big-money Mike is going to pay for us tonight.