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When 7 or more Canadian men are interconnected behind one female whilst simultaneously moving in and out of each other.
Man one: hey is that a naked conga line?
Man two: holy shit it's a Canadian centipede
When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs
He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside
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Oral relations performed over the jeans
The zipper was stuck on my jeans so she gave me a Canadian bj.
An aggressively sexual man/woman who enjoys sucking on toes and fingers. Usually identifies as a bisexual.
“That Canadian Mongoose sucked me off so good last night. I nutted 3 times”
A male grooming style consisting of a mullet and a moustache, found most commonly in rural North America.
Did you see that dude at the hockey game sporting the Canadian Double-Header?
When you relieve yourself of all fluids including semen, urine, and fecal matter all at once in the toilet bowl.
Coined by Pat McAfee
Jim left a Canadian Sunday in the toilet last night and forgot, the next morning he was shocked by what he saw.
See Josh McDaniels Turned Plane Around On Colts Job After Jim Irsay Spent Too Much Time In His Bathroom? on youtube t=3:40
Situation where someone exposes themselves into being vulnerable to verbal abuse mutiple times over and over on one specific topic with more cursing then nessicary mainly 'fuck' by an angry canadian
"Ohh its about to be a canadian bbq for you, and we aint having beer or cooking steaks bud roasts only lets go, your driving is so bad, a fucking deer antler can stay straighter than you, when they say check your goddamn blind spots you close your fuckin eyes, when you park you pull in like fuckin lahey flabbergasted to absolute shit hitting two signs and a fuckin leprechaun, their so small you know how fuckin hard that is?"