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Clown Behavior

When a short little blonde bitch fucks a whale and regrets it

Carson: Did you hear that Xander fucked an xxl bitch

Austin: yeah he’s on some serious clown behavior

by Rangers and Monkeys October 16, 2022


Colossal Clown

As if calling someone a clown is not enough disrespect… a colossal clown is the insults of all insults. Someone that is extremely foolish and cannot be taken seriously.

Allen is known around town as the “colossal clown”who has to routinely phone his wife to check his budget and allowance.

by ElkviewEddie February 6, 2024


momentary clowning-around license

Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.

Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.

by QuacksO December 19, 2022


Cupcake Cock-Clown

A cupcake cock clown, is a faggot that dresses as a clown with a cupcake.

Sarge: ALL I GOT WAS YOU CUPCAKE COCK-CLOWNS AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS.

by AttackOnCrack June 30, 2018


Ultimate Clown

Most of kings high school lead by the head clown miss tedd and her gang gang dropping their clown licenses wherever they go

miss ted - the ultimate clown

by Dont_be_a_clown October 30, 2019


Ultimate Clown

Most of kings high school including miss tedd, you can spot a clown easily, they probably dropped their clown license

miss tedd is the Ultimate Clown

by Dont_be_a_clown October 30, 2019


The laughing clown

When a girl lies flat on her stomach and you have sex with her. While thrusting her and just before you cum jam your fingers into her armpits and tickle her. She starts squirming and tenses up her vagina giving the ultimate squeeze for max pleasure. Well for the Male anyways lol

I pulled the laughing clown on last nights lucky winner

by NicL9 December 25, 2018