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a dwarf who will out sexual fantasy from you stick his head up your ass
Last night Tom had a visit from the anal dwarf!
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To ejaculate in another person's anus with out a condom, and then perform analinguis on them, licking it out.
After I busted my nut deep in Amy's ass, I buried my face between her cheeks and she gave me an anal creampie.
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Sex in the rear, backdoor sex. Easiest in the back seat of a car.
Ben fucked the shit out of that slut kailey. everyone has anal sex with that cumdumpster, but he literally fucked her so hard up the ass she shit everywhere.
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A grindcore band that many people say shouldn't have ever gotten a record label. Besides their parody "picnic of love" cd, I mostly agree.
dude: i love anal cunt!
other dude: if they got signed, I'm a monkeys uncle.
other other dude: well, you're a monkeys uncle then. but their picnic of love cd was cool.
Other other other dude: what are you supposed to do at their concerts, just sit around and look confused? you cant even dance to this shit.
gangsta: tru dat blood
other other other dude: here, I'm putting on thier picnic of love cd.
"I was selling flowers by the side of the road, when you came to my flower stand. I was telling you about pansies and roses, when you tried to grab my hand. tra la la la la la la la, tra la la la la la la la, sorry I'm not that kind of boy..."
gangsta: dis shyt is tyte
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a man highly skilled in the art of anal cavity penetration.
Dude, you're an anal allstar!
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The distance from one's asshole an object must be to be held in an orbital path due to gravatational attraction.
Christie had a 783,278,097.83 meter anal orbit, relative to John's asshole.
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