Ham boning

Tha shit dat ribgy done it a tv show in da 2000s

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imma ham boning youuuuu

sloppy ham

When your buddy comes over on new years day, and you let him put it in your butt, without any lube

Man, I love going over to my buddies house okn new years day for some sloppy ham

got ham chess

a chess youtuber who has a lot of ham on it

random noob: "who are you watching"
gotham sub: "got ham chess"

got ham chess

A chess youtuber that always got ham with him.

random noob - who are you watching?
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham

Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)

I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.

Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham

you're a ham

When a person i acting weird.

"You're a ham"