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A sub-compact automatic rifle, commonly known as an Uzi. The word Mac is shorthand for machine gun, thus the term baby Mac is shorthand for baby machine gun.
I glance at the Doom to make sure he's packed,
His finger's on the trigger of his baby Mac
A baby that is born exactly 9 months after a tropical storm. Babies are often conceived during bad storms because their parents thought they had literally minutes left to live.
“Trees and cars and debris kept hitting our house, the water was flooding over 4 feet outside, it was too late to evacuate, so we just made the most of the moment...9 months later, out popped our little hurricane baby.”
It is a well know fact supported by extremely qualified scientists that any child overexposed to Digital Networking (Social Networking) will be afflicted by Robot Baby Syndrome. Robot Baby Syndrome (aka RBS) is the result of replacing physically social activities with digital communication. Common side effects of RBS are fire breathing, destruction and sitting alone in dark closets.
RBS was first discovered during World War 2 by researchers working on a cure
for epilepsy. Researchers first noticed the symptoms of RBS in test patients
but wrote it off as inconsequential thereby starting one of the greatest
cover up conspiracies in the science community today. Renegade activists
such as Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson and Carrot Top have been working tirelessly
to bring the condition to light by spreading awareness of the dangers of
prolonged exposure to the Internet. This is part of a larger private –
public effort driven by corporations such as AT&T, Time Warner and Pacific
Bell to push legislation against net-neutrality. They’re actually doing the
public a service by limiting their exposure to the Internet.
Robot Babies: Timmy was on Facebook for 10 hours straight and had forget that his mother schedule a play date for him with his friend Mark. When Mark arrived, Timmy became agitated and destroyed Marks face using fire and then proceeded to hide in the closet.
A baby born with a penis so large that it is longer than the baby's legs- forcing said baby to hop everywhere on it's penis like Tigger hops on his tail. It is the cross between a ginger and a brunette to produce stripes all over the body.
Girl 1: Woah look at how big that boy's penis is
Girl 2: He must have been a Tigger baby
A baby ryry is a baby who is bugging Julia over urban dictionary. He is stupid and a hedgehog. Butter girl, Chipmunk, and Baby salad are his only friends. Baby ryry is also slower than soho. Baby salad will also be getting revenge.
Awwwwww baby ryry’s tummy hurts
It is a dance.(where they constantly have both hands and move in up and down mid air from there upper thigh.)
Kayla,beat the baby!