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Brittney: cold pancakes are the best.
Brittney: cold pancakes are the best wdym
as opposed to a “hot sec,” referring to a quick action or moment, “cold sec” is it’s opposite
an action or moment a tad longer than 30 seconds to a minute
person: “can you make me a grilled cheese sandwich”
other person: “ okay give me a cold sec, I just need to finish up my work.”
What enlightened people call freezers
Dude1: Dude put the pizza in the oven at 20° for 470 minutes.
Dude2: You mean the cold oven.
A phrase for all you Winnie The Poohs out there that don't want to say hit because it's against your religion.
Joe: It's very not cold.
Sam: You mean hot?
Joe: Your not my friend anymore.
guy: it's cold sores i promise
girl: no, that looks like herpes
guy: FML
Girls or guys who have herpes...
ooooh you got herpes...
"THERE COLD SORES"