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When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
The quality of having crush on someone.
Nefeli: So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much crushness do you have for Kevin?
Priyanshi: 10.
Nefeli: Wow.
Kiss your crush/girlfriend day.You have to kiss them.
Kiss your crush or girlfriend day
When you and your best friend have a vagina and also a crush on each other.
Steph and Jess have a Clam Crush on each other.
The act of placing one mans ball sack around another mans penis.
Since Cory and Derek were both circumsized docking was out of the equation, so instead Derek was crushing the buoys
The process of stepping on a male's cock until the ejaculated.
Fred: I can't to go pickle crushing with Thomas tonight.
Joe: Ready to go pickle crushing?
Today is the day to shoot your shot.
Ask your crush out and it's okay if they regret you.
Oh man, I forgot, that november 15th is the national ask your crush out day and I forgot to ask my crush out
You: Hey (your crush)
Your crush: What’s up? :)
You: Wanna go out with me? It’s november 15th!
Your crush: Yes! But why on november 15th?
You: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!