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Commonly confused with the art of smoking opium, chasing the dragon refers to the senseless quest of a dragon slayer. Similar to Don Quioxte's misguided mission of battling windmills, a dragon slayer's prerogative is to sexually conquer girls with a similar size and attractiveness of a dragon.
Nannini's been chasing the dragon hardcore all year.
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The being born in every age to confront that ages Dark One, this ages Dragon Reborn is a man named Jeremy Hall, though rather weak he may stand against the shadow.
The Dragon Reborn rides again on the winds of time!
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A cheap alternative drug on your smartphone devices that drains your data and social life.
Joe: hey john wanna go watch star wars?
John: fuck off I'm playing puzzle and dragons!
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An extremely large, erectile penis. After having sex with a female (or male) it will leave her (or him) in a wheelchair. If someone has a dragon shaft they're horny all the time and will bang anything that moves.
John: Dude Abby's in a wheelchair.
Joe: I heard she got the dragon shaft last night.
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the act of being licked by a dragon
he got a dragon lick from the dragon.
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When a person's nostril holes are higher than their septum.
Beavis has got some major dragon nostrils
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Very wide feet belonging to a female that have short toes and extreme dryness, appearing to be almost scaly. They most closely resemble the feet of a dragon, although they belong to a female human. The female will most likely walk around barefoot whenever possible as all shoes are uncomfortable, even when it is dangerous, such as lifting and moving heavy objects or when walking across gravel.
Person 1: "I'm going to stay over at your house tonight."
Person 2: "Not with those dragon feet, you aren't! I don't want to end up with my legs all scratched up!"
Although the gravel driveway was painful to walk across for Tina, it was no problem for Carole as she used her dragon feet to traipse right across.
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