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noun 3 (Fay-ss-boo-k pore-ne): a picture on facebook that is worth getting off too. some people are more into facebook porn than actual porn, and search profiles for pictures rather than watching porn. facebook porn is legall so long as it doesnt violate the terms and conditions of facebook. all ages of users of facebook participate in facebook porn posting. both genders know/participate about/with it because 50% of all pictures on facebook are in bathing suits or more skin is showing than clothing. girls pull their pants/bottoms down a little further, and guys do the same. nearly all profile pictures are facebook porn. girls show they are trying to put out by bending at the waste (to let boobs hang), puckering lips, taking pictures in bathroom, dressing up, arial shots, editing, and dress up.
Kyle: did you hook up last night with Kristina?
Matt: no she wouldnt put out, so i looked for her Facebook Porn, and got off that way
Kyle: me too! she has so many good facebook porn pictures i dont even need to use her.
Matt: and she just got back from mexico with Cheyenne!
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Facebook pain (or Status Infliction) occurs when a 'friend' or ex-partner you sill have feelings for gushes about their new lover.
Some examples of Facebook pain:
- Can't wait to see my girl tonight
- 2 hours! A new personal best ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever :p
- Moving in with my girl
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly together
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms
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Some who makes post after post after post on Facebook babbling on and on about their extremist views and tries to force them down your throat. If you don't agree then you couldn't possibly be right because they think they are the ultimate knowledgebase. Their posts are usually followed by a link that says "see 7 similar posts". They usually re-iterate what they have just seen on CNN or fox news and most posts contain words like "fearmongering", "terrorism", "economy", "Obama", "Al-queda", "Osama", "biological warfare", and other things related to world affairs and current events.
You know who you are. Facebook Nazi.
Damn, I just had to scroll through 50 posts of nonsence posted by one user. What a facebook Nazi.
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A person who uses facebook to send lots of messages to his/her facebook friends.
A person who continuously messages others on facebook.
A person who is addicted to messaging others on facebook.
A person that calls out others on facebook, by either posting on others' walls or by sending them private messages.
Dude, I was facebook gangstering these girls on facebook.
You're a facebook gangster.
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a facebook slut is a girl who no matter what guys profile you go on you will always see her flirting with the guy . you can tell she is a facebook slut because she will be everywhere unlike the few common girls who he might talk to . stay far away from facebook sluts , cause who wants to be with a girl that every guy has been with (:
nikki - heey tyler , you know that amber girl ? she is such a facebook slut !
tyler- why you say that ?
nikki - everytime i try and talk to a new guy , she's right there on his dick . i swear she's everywhere .
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When you realize that you don't really have 5,128 friends, therefore deleting several to thin out the herd.
I hate Farmville, Mafia Wars and don't have any plans on starting a fake fish tank, so I did a Facebook Flush so I don't have to see my wall cluttered with that crap!
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When someone (more often a girl) posts absolute shit online on a daily basis. This person often whines about their life, almost everyday. The regular bystander will witness this stupidity on his or her newsfeed daily. This faggotry will go on for eternity if not blocked.
FB Faggot: "I hate life."
-1 Hour later-
FB Faggot: "everything is ok now. I luv my friends! <3"
-2 hours later-
FB Faggot: "how could he do this? i thought we had somethin. wat an asshole."
A regular day for all of the Facebook Faggots
-Listens to a song-
"Oh my gosh, I should post these shitty lyrics on my wall! Then, people might think the lyrics are about me! I just want to let people how horrible my taste in music is."
FB Lyric Faggot: "ur insecure. dont kno wat 4. <3"
Commenter: "Okay, please STOP posting lyrics. No one gives a shit about those lyrics. No one. Not even your mother."
FB Lyric Faggot: "omg just ignore me then. stupid."
Commenter: "Wow, I'm surprised your reply wasn't from a song."
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