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when a man lays on his back with his feet propped up on a stool or couch producing a favorable angle of about 45 degrees at the waist, and a woman stands with her feet shoulder width apart just behind his head and arches over in the shape of a bridge giving him a blowjob while urinating all over his face
Rob: "What the hell is all over your clothes dude? Did Mary give you a golden gate bridge?"
Chet: "I don't know what you're talking about."
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In the group known as Pedro's Army, the Golden Trio is made up of Karri, the author of Learning to Dance, Ree, the main artist of Learning to Dance, and Carlie, the head of the fanclub for them. Their rankings are Admiral Karri, Rear Admiral Ree, and Commander Carlie, with the rest of Pedro's Army as Ensigns.
"Hey, it's the Golden Trio, Karri, Ree, and Carlie!"
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1: a reference to a fairy tale, The Goose Who Laid the Golden Eggs, that recognizes the value of someone who is able to excrete golden eggs.
2: often said in response to remarkably unusual or otherwise unacceptable behavior exhibited by one's peer that is without any apparent reason or motive.
1: I wish I could shit golden eggs; then I would be rich!
2: Upon learning that John blow dries his hair every day, Hunter reaffirmed to John that he does not shit golden eggs.
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Supplied by a natural disaster I.e. earthquake and/ or tsunami. Putting that pussy to sleep like nyquil
I took this girl home last night and gave her the golden fleece dick treatment
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The most badass mother fuckers to ever take Battlefield by storm
The Golden Goose of Gondor just murdered everyone
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the supposedly rarest type of phallic object you can find in Dank Memer.
the description for the golden phallic object:
"Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!"
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The act of evacuating urine from one's truncheon of love/cavern of wonders.
I was spinning a golden thread the other day when I realised I needed to curl one out too...
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