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She's got a clit like a punchbag

When the female species has become extremely aroused from sexual contact, her clitoris becomes swollen like a punchbag

I went down on a woman once and tried to explain to my mates her clit become, her clitoris hood become so swollen and excited, this expression was the only way I could describe it was to say "Hey mate, Christ, you remember "A", well she's got a clit like a punchbag, it was sooooo swollen, I could of got my gloves on and started a fitness session....in fact, I got a great session....

by MetroLima May 7, 2011

4πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


You got me fucked up

A person in love who don’t know how to deal with it. You become so emotional that it feels fearful, so much that you become fucked up

Him: what wrong, why you’re always so emotional
Her: as she sobs, you got me fucked up

by str8swiping December 23, 2022

5πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


I got mine, what's your problem?

Making sure you got what you need without a concern for others, especially if you are the boss.

Leeza got a nice big ice cream cone in front of the troops working hard digging her shelter. When the troopers looked at her, she scoffed "I got mine, what's your problem?"

by Jack Vice April 14, 2009

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Mother natures got her tits out

When its absolute pearler of a day

Fuck me horse mother natures got her tits out today

by oi oi savaloi March 31, 2019

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


corner of bumfuck and you got a perty mouth

synonym of middle of nowhere, usually in hillbilly territory

We let that dumbass, Darin, drive and we ended up at the corner of bumfuck and you got a perty mouth

by HurricaneAndrew June 13, 2008

17πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


got dandruff some of its itchin

A term used to replace "god damn son of a bitch" or when trying to refrain from using the lords name in vain!!

that got dandruff some of its itchin is pissin me off!!

by jugatech November 18, 2007

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


what's that got to do with the price of cheese in China

The phrase is used to mean β€œHow is this relevant to the conversation?”, especially if a person seems to be actively avoiding the topic being discussed.

Me: Hey, do you have that $20 bucks you owe me.

Him: Hey, have you seen the movie Hot Tub Time Machine yet?.

Me: What's that got to do with the price of cheese in China?

by Hotlava3 April 7, 2010

24πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž