Pringle Hand

The state your hand is in after consuming a whole can of Pringles. Usually consists of red, swollen fingers.

In some severe cases, the their may broken bones involved.

Aelm: "Yo man, wanna go play some basketball?"

Zir: "Nah man, I have a bad case of Pringle Hand."

Aelm: "Aww, I feel your pain bro."

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Dope Hands

When your high and your hands will hold clinch. You may drop items often.

I cant hold onto my phone with these dope hands.

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cum hand

A hand that is sticky and sweaty after jerking off for many hours using petroleum jelly.

Ryan capped his petroleum jelly using his cum hand.

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Chas Hands

When you try to Nate but you miss and you try to catch your flying load.

I was trying out Nateing last night but I nutted unexpectedly and got Chas Hands

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hand-gate

Obscure basketball stat first mentioned in email to ESPN's Bill Simmons.

A hand-gate is earned when a player (while on the bench) over-dramatically shields his ecstatic teammates from spilling onto the court during a big moment in the game.

The all-time NCAA hand-gate leader is Cherokee Parks with 12.

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spicy handed

This is movie jargon for shooting with a gun in each hand. The terminology comes from Asian cinema, more specifically Hong Kong action and gangster movies.

No John Woo movie is complete without someone shooting spicy handed while driving a motorcycle.

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Curious Hands

Hands wanting to touch ones' privates.

I had curious hands in the shower yesterday.

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