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This mean basically, I'm going to fuck up your jaw
Oh my god i'm going to spark your jaw if you don't shut the fuck up
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if you wanna fuck a girl and you also have a big dick, use this method. DO NOT USE YELLOW HEARTS
* over text*
girl: 'i wanna suck your dick'
boy: 'yea, come through, I'm trynna fuck💙🍆'
10👍 4👎
Robber: give me the money or i'm gonna stab some shit
Bank Worker: ok
A phrase to easily show how depressed you are, even though 56% of the time its a joke.
Random person: "You're stupid"
Another random person: "Wowzers my guy I'm depressed."
A phrase used by weak middle schoolers to try and intimidate people bigger than them. Usually followed by a fictional story about their dad's fighting feats.
Bully: I told you to stay away from here. Now hand over any money you got on you!
Victim: Back off or I'm gonna call my dad, loser. He killed 100 people in Afghanistan.
You understand what the other person is saying/proposing.
A: "We should go order some pizza"
B: "I'm wearing what you're knitting."
This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.
I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?
I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.