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The Andaman and Nicobar Islands are owned by India.
Guy#1: I just sunk the Andaman and Nicobar Islands!
When a moment so disappointing you say bruh but a bruh still won’t be able to describe the disappointment so you need an island of bruh to show your disappointment
Person: dude I don’t think ever even liked your sister after dating her for 3 years
Person 2: dude you’re such a bruh island
When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth
My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.
Poopalazooka Island is where the Poopalazookians live. The first queen of Poopalazooka Island was Liana and the first king was her husband Rico
Where do you live?
oh poopalazooka Island
Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.
'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.
Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.
'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
When you hold your mom's dick while you pee
I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob