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Jacob

Your like Jacob a reach spoilt cunt who get fisted by his dad and has zero friends who begs people for cigarettes even tho you have a whole box

You being like Jacob

by The god os January 8, 2020


jacob

the silent one in the friend group who's only still here because his girlfriend said so and if he left he would have no friends

jacob: wants to leave
his gf: no baby boo your ass is staying here

by thatsarcasticbitchx May 13, 2021


Jacob

A boy who Simps for Trans Thai Women

Jacob: Nathan Please Love Me

by TheSimpHunter October 10, 2020


Jacob

A gay white boy who is a cubs fan and does spoon jitsu

Guy:hey u wanna do something later??
Girl:fuck no ur a jacob

by itsthebear August 10, 2017


Jacob

“Jacob is among us

by Renyfeld November 24, 2021


Jacob

The biggest bitch You'll ever meet. Not only that he's as fruity as a smoothie

Damn jacob was tryin grab my ass, that bitch as fruity as hell

by Jaxson the bitch You insulted January 14, 2020


Jacob

jacob comes off as a sweet, nice guy, but then completely changes on you. he makes u fall for him but then crushes ur heart. he compliments u and talks to u for hours then u guys start liking each other. it’s great and things are going great. then he stops talking to u and completely ignores you making u question why he isn’t talking to u or if ur good enough. then he dumps u and tells u he never liked u. then u are completely broken and torn cause he never knew that u loved him. then after 8 months of u still not over him and crying every night, he texts u to say he loves u. u loved him too so u go back. same thing happens. this time, u are depressed but he doesn’t care. cause jacob never cared in the first place. he just wanted to see how pathetic u were.

jacob told u that u were worthless, ignorant, and no one would take u, but u still loved him and went back. that was ur mistake that broke u once again. jacob broke u again.

by nevertrustwhouthinkucan September 14, 2020