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Jacob

Jacob is deeply sarcastic and the biggest flirt you know. he’s not as annoying as other cis-het white men though. i guess he’s alright.

Jacob is fine.

by xtine93 November 23, 2021


Jacob

Hes at your school aka in ur basement

"OMG its jacob"

by pooop989e00w February 15, 2022


jacob

jacob is the word to describe someone when they are the best person ever. jacobs, are hansom, fit and theyve got a massive penis. they play basketball really well, they flirt with you and they make you fell like the luckiest person ever. if you know a jacob, then you are very lucky.

damn your such a jacob

by banneee December 14, 2021


Jacob

The most amazing human being ever. Kind, super sweet, a gentleman, sexy, talented, and drop-dead gorgeous. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. He also has a huge cock at at least 9 inches. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane. He's kind to all he meets and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the universe. You will love him forever, and never forget him. He will be the best sex you ever have and that you will miss

Girl 1: Hey! Have you talked to Jacob lately?

Girl 2: well not talk, but my legs still hurts

Jacob: Hey, how are you?

Girl 1 and 2:jswarfkygulutdstukgu

by The first day May 3, 2019


Jacob

the best fashion and music taste,

Won sexiest man alive 20 years in a row

Girl: omg is that Jacob Wayne??
Other Girl: yess he’s so hot!!

by gorillamannn November 23, 2021


Jacob

Selfish, narcissist bitch who blames all of his problems on other people

Jacob is the biggest bitch I ever met

by xxx_69_Stanky_69_xxx March 10, 2022


Jacob

A swole, short, white kid usually with blonde hair, driving an Infiniti G37. He usually brags about his past riz and luck with women, but is typically shy and appearing to be scared of women.

Hey bro, have you seen Jacob lately?
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.

by Calguy January 2, 2022