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A resourceful man, intent on being the biggest royal pain in the ass..
He always knows where it hits hard and right in the feelers.
Keeping your cool around this cat is not an easy task!
Usually with reddish brown hair and piercing eyes of blue to get lost in, he'll keep you honest until the end!
Anna danced around Jimmy; taunting him with matter of facts, and boy did he slap her in the face bigtime! That's just Jimmy though, he was always good at that.
The sloppy person of the night that can't handle their alcohol and throws up either the same night or the following morning.
Amanda was totally the Jimmy last night. We have to cut her off next time so that she doesn't be a Jimmy again.
A fat guy who drives full size pickups with small engines. Compulsive ass talker. Makes $21 an hour. America’s #1 Parts consultant.
“Jimmy drives a V6 Ram, you’d expect more from a guy who makes $21 an hour.”
“You car has 137k miles, you said 67k! Don’t be a Jimmy”
The funniest guy ever but whitest guy ever. A Jimmy is a great bowler. He loves music and the Red Hot Chilly Peppers. He is not the strongest guy ever but he is kinda smart. He has a lot of friends and is kind. He is also really old he has been around for centuries
Old man: hey son can you please turn on the Red Hot Chilly Peppers?
Kid: I would if I was not blind I can't see because I looked at you Grandpa.
Old man: He he he good one.
Kid: I don't like you you are such a Jimmy
Jimmy, What an amazing person the nicest guy on the plant. The smartest, The most hottest
Oh look there is a jimmy how how