Kyle is the type of guy who will say he will beat you up but won’t because he don’t got the balls to. He is the type of guy you see walking around biting their ear and holding a hand to their chest.
Jared is so dumb he is more like a Kyle then a Jared.
"I punched drywall once. I guess that makes me an honorary Kyle." – Brendaniel
Kyle likes waffles and he's best described as a twat. He's the kind person who when asked to be there for you during a death in the family.. you can count on him to find a way to make you look like you did something terrible, so he doesn't have to be there while you deal with death in the family by yourself .. he'll make you look like you were wrong for suggesting him to be there for you. And its your fault.
yeah I went to see my Dad at the hospice, and stayed holding his hand and when I needed a friend, that friend was being a Kyle.
The female version of Karen.
Often has anger issues, with an energy drink in hand at all times.
A "kyle" is in the front asking for the manager.
May seem like the worlds best human being because he seems to be this human loving hippie. Reality is not what it seems. The guys a manipulative good looking guy who makes plans then bails on them simply because he’s ‘busy’ all the time. When the truth is that he’s too busy sucking his boys off since he ‘don’t wanna be tied down by no bitch’. What kind of mom and sister overpraise ther son and brother on social media like he’s this perfect angel? Like do ya’ll know he’s out making mad girls eskimo sisters? Weird.
Them: what a great boy Kyle is
Me: yeah he gave me some of the best Eskimo sisters there is