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gas-discharge light

Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.

Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".

by QuacksO February 02, 2024


Mississippi street light

A burning cross

Steve woke up to find a Mississippi street light on his lawn.

by PollosHermanos April 07, 2017


ran her red light

Had sex with a female while on her period

Sean : you F****d Stephanie on period?

Troy: yup.. I ran her red light 🤪

by BeenActingBrandNew June 28, 2023


Lights final toll

A light weapon that scales off of will power in the game deepwoken and has some terrible animations they look cool but its so hard to parry them

"I just got sent to the depths by some lights final toll void walker

by Casual Void walker Hunter February 03, 2024


Coors Light Virus

A virus that begins with the intake of a six pack of Coors Light. Can lead to pneumonia and one hell of a bad fever dream.

Person 1: Damn, Sam got the Coors Light Virus last night.
Person 2: Hope it was fun for him.

by SSMGod5136 March 16, 2020


<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025


<.7.9.7.6.>P.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>P.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>P.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025