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Only, the best of males. They're big and chunky, and will do everything! To become one, watch all the seasons of Johnny Test.
dayum, that jock is not as hot as my alpha male, Big Chungus
A guy with a small dick with mommy/daddy issues
Guy: I'ma alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom*
No man who calls himself this is an alpha male it normally means he has fragile masculinity and or mommy/daddy issues
Guy: I'm a alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom"
kitten 1: omg have you seen this new alpha male i’ve been talking to?
kitten 2: oh yeah, thats aliya.
In the United States, an Alpha male is a man who is tough, intimidating, a bodyguard who will push off any other man that gets within 50 feet or less of his woman. An alpha male in modern-day America is also highly pursuing, bold as a lion, is not afraid of going to prison or even getting taken down by a SWAT team for asking a woman out on a date. They know it's a capital felony under Federal law in the United States for a man to pursue a woman, but many American Alpha males have already done years, even decades, in prison for violent offenses such as armed robbery, shooting, assault with a deadly weapon, even firearm attack on a law enforcement officer. The extreme vast majority of them are in gangs. Most American Alpha males also make at least 6 figures or more a year and can actually easily afford to live in San Francisco or even Los Angeles.
American women prefer Alpha males due to their bodyguard personalities and their capabilities of living like famous movie stars.
Someone who really knows how to get the ladies. They can solve rubix cubes very fast and they slay pussy.
Wow, he is such an alpha male!