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When your BMI is larger than your phone number
Damn bro I feel like Mike fomle
Shitposting by means of micspamming in a conference call.
We were having a pleasant time in the call yesterday, until this douchebag started shit-miking and making people leave.
Low life dg who will rob your grandma
Honey have you seen the rent money
Aka mike bosh
The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”
“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”
This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.
I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.
A nigga who gonna take over this youtube and twitch shit. Stay tuned.
Yo, you seen that NYC Mike reaction video he has the best reactions on Youtube no kizzy.
A guy that frequent users of AOL UK chatrooms know about!
He's said the same line for the last few years.
AOL Mike:
Mikec00566: do you know anyone with hearing aids, i wear 2