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corny ass term Aaliyah made
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Aaliyah: you glazing my muffin
Homemade version of the Egg McMuffin, Made by your MOM
My Mom made me a Egg Mom Muffin for breakfast this morning
To be agitated to a point of hysteria.
"Calm down, Werner! You can't do anything about your favorite team losing the championship game. Don't lose your muffins over it."
a game in which a group of people (usually of the male sex) gather areound a muffin in a circle. they then proceed to whack-off onto the muffin. finally, the looser (the last person to cum or the first to miss) must eat the jizz covered muffin.
"hey dood... wanna play the jizz muffin game?"
"no way man im no fag"
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the offering of a baked good to distract your enemies so that you can make a quick escape.
'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'
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Did you see how fast that chick downed that beer? She's a stud muffin.
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One who eat stale mini muffins on their birthday, ALONE.
Mario is such a loser mini-muffin.
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