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some little fat dirty hoe that can set a new world record for the amount of dicks taken.
damn callum you set the new world record you ninja chimp1000
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A fo-ninja is a fake-ass, wannebe ninja who believes that they are capable of awesome ninja like feats but in reality are idiots who perform dangourous stunts say and talk the way they think real ninjas talk and are always hurting themselves.
jeb is such a fo-ninja he started talking like naruto jumped on a wall then fell off and broke his fatass.
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Nuclear Ninja: Nuclear News Is Never Just Accepted
Too question everything that is NEWS about Nuclear!
The Nuclear Fascists say that nuclear reactors are safe but the Nuclear Ninja know better; on has only to look at the TRIPLE meltdown in Japan to that that is just Nuclear Baloney (NB)...
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Totally going bonkers. Bouncing off the walls hyperactivity. Very angry or happy. Based on a cult video of a ninja kitten dancing to the ska genre comedy song Flip out like a Ninja by the band Seven Seconds Of Love. Noted also for winning it's legal battle with the Coca-cola company over the song's use in a commercial.
1.Dad's doing a ninja flipout over my report card, I actually got A's this time.
2. He's ninja flipout over the Concert tickets he won off the radio contest.
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hoping that no one is aware you are around-
trying to go about your business undetected, as if you are invisible...
I think I'll go ninja until my love bite goes away.
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The arcane ability of knowing where everything in your house is while in complete darkness.
*2:30 am*
Boy: *sneaks into house quietly and walks towards bathroom*
Dad: ZZzzzz....
Boy: *walks into end table* OW FUCKKKK!!
Dad: You should really develop some ninja vision, son.
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a tough ninja who blushes a lot.
Girl #1: I'm a ninja! HIYYYYAAA!!
*blushes*
Girl #2: OH MY GOSHH YOU'RE A FREAKIN NINJA TOMATO!
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