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cantankerous nipples

nipples the size of basketballs with cone's on them.
squirrels that have acorns as boobs.
weird.

olvia sullivan has cantankerous nipples

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by oliviacumerford January 31, 2011


clam nipples

a boy who contains aid infected clam juice in his tittys and has a very undersized peny weeny

oh you see clam nipples over there he mustve cam out of and ally with a black man named latrelle

by lickle mann dunddy April 17, 2018


Nipple Neighborhood

Another term for a boob/breast/bazoinga

"I had your mother's nipple neighborhoods in my mouth last night, sucka!!!"

by Benjamin Dover Michael Hunt II January 22, 2022


goat nipple

You idiot

Boy: he mum I wont a puppy for xmas
Mum: im allergic you goat nipple

by rfghhhjjjjjkkjjjj March 18, 2015


Nipple Beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.

Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.

by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022


Nipple hug

A hug where one hugger rubs nipples with the other's nipples. Can involve a horizontal shimmy if the huggers are approx the same height

Kara: why are you wiggling all over your boyfriend Natasha?
Natasha: because nipple hugs feel amazing!

by lovebunny6359 July 15, 2020


Humble Nipple

A proportionate and lively nipple that sits beautifully while unassumingly on ones frame. The Humble Nipple exudes power, demands respect, and is both pretty and happy.

Ms. Anderson's humble nipples were just barely pressing through her tank top this morning, to the joy and acknowledgement of her 8th grade pottery class.

by SodSod1392 June 16, 2024