slice of clock pie

a period of time

Hey, I need to talk to you about something. Let me know when you have a slice of clock pie.

Butter Chicken Pie

The best damn pie ever invented. Butter chicken and vegetables inside pastry.

Friend 1: Have you tasted a butter chicken pie

Friend 2: No

Friend 1: YOU HAVE NOT LIVEDDDD.

Pee Pot Pie

The sexual act of which a man or woman, fingers the hole of a man's penis.

Steve: "Did you hear that tyler gave dylan a pee pot pie last night?"
Devin: "Thats so messed up.."

Lebanese Meat Pie

A Lebanese Meat Pie is when you are having sex underneath the bed covers and end up with explosive diarrhea that you leave to clean up until the fallowing day.

"I shouldn't have had that Chipotle burrito and tequila shots last night; my girlfriend ended up with a Lebanese Meat Pie in her bed the next day!"

scottish meat pie

During sex, accidentally disgorging one's bowels onto your partner - usually following anal stimulation

She was looking forward to an amorous experience with her new boyfriend and instead ended up the recipient of a Scottish meat pie.

Pie-in-the-Sky Pi

When pure mathematicians dream that the elegant proofs of their π-related theorems would increase the chances of landing their names in the Mathematical Book of Life, or could propel them into mathematical immortality.

It’s an unspoken desire among Fields medalists—the mathematical equivalent of Nobel Prize winners in mathematics—and first-rate mathematicians to achieve pie-in-the-sky pi dreams.

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pittsburgh pot-pie

Step 1. Pull out and ejaculate onto the womans vagina. Be sure to get uniform coverage. Step 2. Allow time for the semen completly dry. Sep 3. Using the head of your penis, begin poking at the hardened crust untill you once again reach the warm creamy inside.

I used a fan to help dry when I gave that bitch a Pittsburgh Pot-Pie last night.