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When you wake up in the morning and your hair is messy, almost like you just left a gang-bang; bedhead
At a greasy diner the next morning, most likely after a night of heavy drinking, your friend will turn to you and say, "that is some wicked gang-bang hair. What the hell did you do last night?"
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A Blue Hair Girl is someone who gets over offensive from the littlest things. Also they support Biden, BLM, and other groups while they say all white people should die. P.s. the girl is also white.
Bob: *says joke thats not offensive*
Blue hair Girl: OMG THATS RACIST AND OFFENSIVE!!!! You're such a homophobe!
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a cartoon created by williams street, the makers of adult swim. it's about a boy named gerald who has really bad hair. he goes to his mentor, uncle grandfather, for help, and he tells gerald that he must "attain a level that will bring you large gifts of un-balding ways." it was aired in the place of squidbillies, a show about hillbilly squids. afterwards, a panel discussion is held by space ghost, with meatwad from aqua teen hunger force, sharko from sealab 2021, and early kyler from squidbillies on the panel. hilarity ensues.
perfect hair forever will become a series on adult swim in summer of 2005.
"the other students laugh at me. they call me...Retarded Hair Guy." -gerald
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Short, easily managed, but completely unfeminine and unflattering haircut worn by overweight, middle-aged women with 2.6 children who spend more than 40 hours per week, obsessively focussed on their precious children's extra-curricular activities. The often overly highlighted cut is typically parted in the center or to one side, with longish bangs, no hair products and is distinguished from more stylish and current short hairdos by it's roots in 70's and 80's fashion, re-hashing the "dorothy hamill" and "geraldine ferraro" styles, and often worn with "mom jeans," (also rooted in 80's style - high wasted with baggy ass and peg leg), baggy sweatshirts and white sneakers.
i want a short bob, but i don't want soccer-mom hair!
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Chronic punchline for many a late night momologue or stand-up comedy routine. Mr. Lewis himself commented about his hair in a Penthouse interview: "I have more grease in my hair than Anthony Quinn's cunt."
"Oil crisis? We should simply connect a tanker to Jerry Lewis' hair."
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People who share a superficial relationship with each other and do not delve into topics that are too personal or deep. The extent of "hair and makeup friendships" include, but not limited to, discussing fashion, makeup, hair, and entertainment.
I am hair and makeup friends with the shampoo person at the beauty salon.
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1.) the smallest measurable unit that can be visibly seen
2.) the smallest measurable unit (about 0.001 femtometers)
3.) (Nautical, Nuclear) a quickly estimated unit of length equal to one hundred quadrillionth of a meter, often abbreviated as RHC when females or effeminate males are present.
Dammit! If I could only get that screw in another red cunt hair, this lid could seal!
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