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penis pride

The love certain men hold for their penises. Such is the love they have for their member, they must tell everyone they know that they are well hung, have girth or know how to use them.

"My dick is way too big for these condoms!" - John.
"You have such penis pride, John." - Victoria.

by Nimbuspony April 24, 2008

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Penis envy

When one person is some how perceived to be better by comparison. It may be driven by envy or true admiration.

Her work is so good I think I have penis envy!!

by elaine biss March 14, 2008

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penis fencing

1. when two bonobo apes frot
2. when two flatworms mate, each one trying to thrust its penis into the other one in order to impregnate it

penis fencing, it fencing with penises

by annonymous July 11, 2004

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penis extension

n. Colloquialism referring to the Hummer H2 SUV. It is an established fact that feelings of inadequacy contribute to the purchasing, driving, and flaunting of one's Hummer.

Brad W., a 24-year-old jock who has trouble charming the ladies with his drunken partying, got his dad to buy him a brand-new yellow and chrome penis extension from the local GM dealer. Way to go Brad.

by Carl Willis July 27, 2004

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penis trout

A dude with a hella dick. This guy will hook all the ladies. Just one whiff of the penis trout will make any girl down for fish tacos and makin' love

Can have a positive or negative connotation

Dude: Bro, you got a penis trout, you're catching all the good ladies
Bro: 7 ladies in 7 nights
Dude: i wish i had a penis trout
Bro: its not for everyone

by What is this crap, bob? June 4, 2017

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penis impression

When a man's penis shape is visible through his tight fitting pants or underwear. This is the male equivalent of the camel toe.

Dude, Michael Phelps had a serious penis impression during the Olympic trials yesterday. That new speedo really shows off his junk.

by plastikent January 26, 2010

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Penis Liar

Someone who lies and/or denies having a penis. Mostly in girls or gay guys.

JT: Dude Katrina is such a penis liar!
Josh: Uggghhhh i hate penis liars, she can go hang out with lady gaga!

by Foshizznittzile March 26, 2010

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