fap 5 freddy

fap 5 freddy is a name for a rapper who likes to masterbate

my stage name is fap 5 freddy cause i rap and i love to masterbate

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5 finger discount

1)
When you know you have a bad hooker.

If you can fit all five fingers in, its gonna be a bad night, so you get a discount.
2)
When you jack some shit from a store, or see someone else jackin shit from a store. ( because you pick it up with five fingers and run like hell)

(guy 1 )Damn i had the worst sex ever, i got the 5 finger discount.
(guy 2 ) *laughing* hahahaa well i fucked your mother, and got it too.
(guy 3) thats fucking disgusting

Look at that stupid mother fucker! He just got a 5 finger discount, and ran right into a cop.
Yo nigga, im workin as a stock boy so i can get the 5 finger discount when ever i want.

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Nov 5

National fuck your dog till it’s dead day

Nov 5..... Hey doggy comme here, sit down, do the doggy style , fuck your dog right in the but.

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5 point star

symbol for gangsters, united gangsters, keep it gangster fuck bitches, hoes need pimps pimps need hoes.. get that muh fuckin dough

5 point star, Gangster symbol....

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5 Pound Bitch

A comeback used towards anothers sassyness.

Coy trantham Your a dumb bitch

Comeback: And Your a 5 Pound bitch :O

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Call of Duty 5

The exact same as Call of Duty 4, except your weapons downgrade to WWII weapons and the maps are different.

Jack: Dude, Call of Duty 5 is like the exact same as Call of Duty 4!

Geoff: I know but we get shittier weapons on bigger maps!

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