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When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.
Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.
Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?
Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?
Matt: Thank God.
Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.
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A shrimp dick fuck nugget is a rare breed of "douche" another name for it is "hex" they are homosexual creatures that I've studied for 23 minutes I Skyped one and I regret life, luckily I out douched it with my douchyness and yeah rape one today!
FUCK YOU HEX! Or FUCK YOU SHRIMP DICK FUCK NUGGET!
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This is lyrics from Rick Astleys’s “never gonna give you up” Macdonalds version. just don’t say it in mcdonalds…
You: give me nuggets or say goodbye
Guy at counter: FBI!
Or
Guy at counter: *hands nuggets*
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that one thing that tango mangle screams at you
tangomangle: do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: no
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: I SAID NO NOW DIE *shoots tangomangle*
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggets *dies*
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Me: ever heard of Childe/Tartaglia/Ajax/Chilled tartagles/Chicken nugget
friend: yeah hes a ranga lololololoolo0l
Me: I hope you fall off that f*cking swing
i had sex with ur mom last night
i really did
barack obama green bean casserole with chicken nuggets and milk
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the most extreme insult of all time, an insult more powerful than the "no u" insult. use these words carefully, as whoever you're directing this to might die a violent, bloody, painful death.
be sure to immediately scream this insult as loud as you can after you hear 'no u' to prevent your own death.
kid: "HAHAHAHAH ur mum gay lol"
kid2: "no u-"
kid: "BOZO STUPID ASS BOGAY SIAO CHICKEN NUGGET!!!!!!!!!!!!"
kid2: *dies in a way too painful to describe. very bloody and messy.*
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