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Packing cold

Carrying over the counter drugs and showing them to others.

Hey man I see your packing cold... wanna share?

by Stegosaurus Eco And Nope May 4, 2017


Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.

My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.

by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018


stress pack

A huge amount of stress someone has to carry around for a long period of time.

My friend said I am a stress pack.

by Never Milk Kangaroos's friend September 1, 2017


Ass packing

Deciding to have anal while needing to shit, packing the shit back into your ass

Friend 1:Bro wanna fuck?
Friend 2:Sorry man, I would but I gotta shit
Friend 1: I’m fine with ass packing if you are

by Ass clapper 47 November 1, 2019


flap pack

The genitalia of an elderly man, or the breasts of an elderly woman.

John "Man, I heard that once you hit the age of 60, you start to develop a flap pack!"

Chris "Isn't that true!"

by Anal Asian July 1, 2014


Savage Pack

Fucking a woman extremely rough and hard, usually delt out as a punishment for bad behavior .

My woman embarrassed me at my works holiday party so when we got home I put that Savage Pack on her.

by 4get4now December 12, 2023


Slouch-pack

When someone slouches over for a long period of time, they have two or three lines appear on their stomach making them look as if they have a six-pack (at a quick glance, woah).

Slouch-pack, more like! When do you do anything physical?!

by Tommy van Dale July 12, 2011