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Drive The Bus

The act of sticking your thumb in a girls anus while hitting it doggie style and moving the thumb to make a motion similar to driving a motorized vehicle with a steering wheel.

Michelle: Ow fuck Dillon what was that
Dillon: Sorry honey I just always wanted to drive the bus

by DillyDp22 June 27, 2018


Chi-Bu

To push someones head (from behind, and them not expecting it) downwards..(while doing this, one needs to say "un chi-bu" or make a kissing noise)

Shh, be quiet. im going to give him un chi-bu

by 98542476925 August 3, 2011


Fast bus

A bus called into nasa for quick magnetic force pulls makes buses from Lamborghini top out at 750kmh with their accessories. Just remove the governor chips.

The buses take off when I take a fast bus

by Cody5050 January 13, 2023


Driving the bus

To on the Sauce, out for pints, on an absolute mad wan

Amy “are you driving the Bus?“. Liam“ yeah I am“

by Yuppah568 September 12, 2020


Driving The Bus

When you get hit so hard in a sport or in a fight, that when you hit the ground you get paralyzed, causing your arms to get stuck in a driving motion. Almost like your hands are on a wheel, driving a bus.

Tua Tagovalia got hit so hard on Thursday night football, that his bitchass started driving the bus. He was whipping that hoe.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 6, 2023


Bus Juice

Condensation on a crowded bus or train during humid days. Composition is similar to that of urine. Can be used as fertilizer.

The windows were dripping with Bus Juice this morning.

by 214col November 23, 2017


reinventing the bus

Like “reinventing the wheel”, but for techbros.

More precisely, it is to spend an incredible amount of money, time and mental effort to finally come to a solution that was actually figured out decades or even centuries ago.

Bonus points if you end up making yet another app using the blockchain, so that in order for you to use it, you need to put your SSN on a distributed public ledger so that it can get pwned by Russian hackers.

“Ok, pitch it.”

“Ok so like basically we get people to pool their money together into one thing and then invest that thing into Bitcoin and use the profits from that investment to pay everyone involved once a month, and then when someone dies their portion of the investment goes to the other participants.”

“…you just described a tontine.”

“A what?”

“A tontine. The thing you're describing. It's been around since the 17th century. Are you reinventing the bus again?”

“No way, man! This one's different, this one uses JIT-compiled vue.js and blockchain smart contracts to keep track of the system!”

“Brilliant. Here's a million dollars, we're gonna be rich!”

by tariqk November 22, 2022