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When you load up a mouthful of Atomic Fireball cinnamon candy and proceed to tongue punch your old lady’s fartbox for a delightfully, fiery analingus experience.
Roger gave me the the hot cinnamon punch last night. I may have first degree burns.
She wanted me to eat her ass. She wasn’t expecting the hot cinnamon punch. She was jumping like a one legged mule.
Punch A Bitch Day is held on November 5th, during which you can punch anybody that you deem worthy of being called a Bitch.
"Hey! Guess what! Its Punch A Bitch Day! Get ready to get your shit rocked John!"
when someone shoots themselves in the head with two guns at the same time, one on one temple and one on the other temple. the bullets meet in the center and explode
that guy killed himself, two hole punch style.
best way to shoot yourself in the head is to do a two hole punch.
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Eating spicy food before a fight, then pooping diarhea over your fist in order to make a double dose of pain on your opponent.
The flaming shit punch really did a number on that black guy.
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When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.
Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?
A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.
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A messy game of chance where everyone in an office refuses to empty a hole punch, resulting in it eventually bursting open and spilling small paper discs over the floor. The person using the hole punch at the time has to clean up
A: I need to file these papers but I know the hole punch is fit to burst.
B: Hole punch roulette proving too hot for you? No prob bro, I hide a spare in my draw.
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The act of licking ones fist, and punching someone so hard in the anus, that they become impregnated.
The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.
The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.
Gary: Derp di derp di derp di derp
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.
Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!
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