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When a man punches your fart box and you poop an a tortilla and you cook it
I just had the best Russian quesadilla
Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.
1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.
2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.
WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND COLDLY AND OBJECTIVELY CHEATS ON OR DUMPS YOU FOR A RICHER GUY.
DUDE THE ONLY REASON YOUR MOM HAS ANY MONEY IS CAUSE SHE ENGAGED IN PULLING A RUSSIAN ON HER HIGHSCHOOL SWEETHEART TO MARRY YOUR DAD.
The Russian Chili Dog is when someone defecate on their partners chest especially between a female boobs then have sex with it. It is also similar to a Cleveland Steamer.
I gave my wife a Russian Chili Dog last night.
When you have unprotected sex with a group and after nine months find out who the dad is…
What did you do last Friday? We took it up a notch and had a Russian Orgy.
to be a badass and angry constantly. you also are obliged to say cyka blyat every 10 minutes. Only people from Russia can achieve true levels of Russian, but anyone can be Russian if they can handle it. There is also an accent that all true Russians have, but it is typical for honorary Russians to not have this accent.
there are 3 things that are unachievable unless you're a true Russian
1. A love for vodka at a young age, typically 3
2. Constant wear of adidas clothing.
3. Communism
R: I kill bear with hand yesterday
A: Holy shit you're incredibly Russian
R: Da
A: Rush B amirite
R: cyka blyat
Russian is synonym to words "murder", "occupier"
I am proud to be Russian, because I murdered a child with its mother in the most beautiful Ukrainian Port - Mariupol.