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National mums a bitch day today is September 1 which means your mum can be a bitch to who ever she wants no matter what
Sarah: my mum is being such a bitch today
Chloe: it’s September 1
Sarah: oh fuck
Boys and girls are forbidden to have sex for the whole month of September
Time to start no sex September
meaning you cannot have sex for the entire month of september
dude: are you in no sex september?
girl: hell no come here its my birthday
No Sex September is a challenge when you can’t have sex in september
”hey wanna have sex?”
”no, it’s no sex September
The most cutest,hottest,finest,adorable person was born on this day. If u know a person who is born on this day keep them because they will help u when u need it, be by ur side, and always support u. The person born on this day gives amazing hugs too and holds ur hand when ur stressed and they're also a virgo:):)<333
whens that cute guys bday? September 8th!!!
September 8 is a day where u ask out somebody in ur class
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If you’re born in September 8 YOURE THE HOTTEST MF ALIVE.
Her friend : how can you be so hot
Her : I was born I September 8 duh 🙄