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short law is when if your under 5'4, you get to make fun of tall people. If your 5'5 and a short person calls you tall, then you are considered tall. Short people are aloud to abuse tall people as much as they can because to tall people, they don't appear as a threat.
dude did you try to punch me? i didnt even feel it.
Im short and im aloud to do that. its short law
when u eat a girl out when she has her period
i gave your mom a strawberry short kid
national shorts day is on November 17
wear shorts on November 17 because it’s national shorts day
To get out of a helicopter quickly. Used in the Vietnam war. A helicopter was considered a "short" flight.
This landing zone is hot as fuck! Unass the short!
during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!
"its KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!!!!" "oh shit"
National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth
Boy: do you know what day it is
Shorty: no why
Boy: it is National kiss short girls day
means “shorts season”
aka summer
“yo it’s almost shorts szn”
“can’t wait bruh”